Answers to Questions about the Beard

Man o man.  This is a doozy of a topic.  Don’t get offended.

Here are the answers to the most asked questions about a beard.

1. No you cant touch it.
2. No I won’t shave it off for said cause.
3. Yes it gets hot during the summer.
4. Yes its awesome during the winter.
5. Ive been growing it between 1 hour and 100 years.
6. If I had ZZTops or Duck Dynastys money, would I even talk to you.

And last but not least.  Mustache rides ARE ALWAYS FREE.