Answers to Questions about the Beard


Man o man.  This is a doozy of a topic.  Don’t get offended.

Here are the answers to the most asked questions about a beard.

  1. No you cant touch it.
  2. No I won’t shave it off for said cause.
  3. Yes it gets hot during the summer.
  4. Yes its awesome during the winter.
  5. Ive been growing it between 1 hour and 100 years.
  6. If I had ZZTops or Duck Dynastys money, would I even talk to you.

And last but not least.  Mustache rides ARE ALWAYS FREE.

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