Our Favorite Beards from Game of Thrones

April 9, 2015 Pop Culture

Hey kids, who’s excited for the start of the new season of Game of Thrones this weekend? We certainly are! I mean, is there a show more packed with beards than Game of Thrones? Probably not. (Although if you dig beards, you should probably also check out Vikings.)

Speaking of beards, we thought we’d have a look back at some of our favorite beards from Game of Thrones. Let us know your favorites, and if we missed any, in the comments.

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The Beards from Game of Thrones

Daario Naharis

He only had 3 talents in the world: war, women and beard-care.

Grab a #7 guard, a beard comb and get pretty.

Dongo

A giant beard to befit a giant dude. Want a beard like this? Don’t do shit… just let it go. #FREEEBIRD

Eddard “Ned” Stark

Don’t lose your head trying to maintain a beard like this. Only the finest for Ned:

Necessary are: Beard Oil, Beard Comb, Beard Tamer, Beard Shampoo, and a fine Beard Conditioner.

Gregor Clegane

A beard to befit a mountain. Simply comb out the blood and brains daily, then trim it up once a week.

Hodor

Trim up once a month. Hodor.

Beard comb and tamer are a necessity at this stage. Hodor.

Jon Snow

A bastard of a beard. Puberty hasn’t set in yet. Miracle Gro may be the only option.

If she’s expecting “6 inches of snow,” you can try out some sex panther beard oil.

Khal Drogo

Business on the sides, party in the front. Let it hang.

Tamer all the way on that goat, otherwise you will get nasty waves and have a helluva time finding a worthy khaleesi.

Maester Pycelle

Maximum conditioning. maximum devotion.
Shampoo, rinse, lie, conditioner, rinse, condemn, more conditioner, wait, rinse.

Rickard Karstark

This beard gets hot like his temper. Tamer to cool it down, combing to make it straight.

Oil of the Paul Bunyan variety.

Robert Baratheon

Soul Glow.

Do they make a beard pick? Sure to flake, if you don’t have any boar oil on hand, try some first aid beard oil.

Samwell Tarly

Just take a shower once in a while.

If your beard is as shy as Sam’s, leave it; nothing to do.

Sandor Clegane

Assuming your beard comb was lost in a fire… just let it all go.

This beard flakes easily. First aid beard oil works as well for a hound as it does for a man.

Tormund Giantsbane

Tamer would go a long way to get this ginger some more play.

Another hot beard, cool down with tamer.

Thick, keep the knots out with a beard comb.

Tyrion Lannister

A dreamer. What he lacks in size, he makes up for in wit. Recliner beard oil, for when you just need to think.

So what do you think? Did we miss any beards from Game of Thrones? Should we have added creepy Petyr? Any beards you’re looking forward to this season?

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