Hey kids, who’s excited for the start of the new season of Game of Thrones this weekend? We certainly are! I mean, is there a show more packed with beards than Game of Thrones? Probably not. (Although if you dig beards, you should probably also check out Vikings.)

Speaking of beards, we thought we’d have a look back at some of our favorite beards from Game of Thrones. Let us know your favorites, and if we missed any, in the comments.

But before that… Over at Beard Friendly, they have created their own LIMITED EDITION “Beard Of Thrones” Beard Oil… special for Season 5!  Available now!

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The Beards from Game of Thrones

Daario Naharis

He only had 3 talents in the world: war, women and beard-care.
Grab a #7 guard, a beard comb and get pretty.

beards from game of thrones - Daario Naharis

Dongo

A giant beard to befit a giant dude. Want a beard like this? Don’t do shit… just let it go.  #FREEEBIRD

dongo

Eddard “Ned” Stark

Don’t lose your head trying to maintain a beard like this. Only the finest for Ned:
Necessary are: Beard Oil, Beard Comb, Beard Tamer, Beard Shampoo, and a fine Beard Conditioner.

Eddard "Ned" Stark

Gregor Clegane

A beard to befit a mountain. Simply comb out the blood and brains daily, then trim it up once a week.

Gregor Clegane

Hodor

Trim up once a month. Hodor.
Beard comb and tamer are a necessity at this stage. Hodor.

beards from game of thrones - hodor

Jon Snow

A bastard of a beard. Puberty hasn’t set in yet. Miracle Gro may be the only option.
If she’s expecting “6 inches of snow,” you can try out some sex panther beard oil.

jon snow

Khal Drogo

Business on the sides, party in the front. Let it hang.
Tamer all the way on that goat, otherwise you will get nasty waves and have a helluva time finding a worthy khaleesi.

Khal Drogo

Maester Pycelle

Maximum conditioning. maximum devotion.
Shampoo, rinse, lie, conditioner, rinse, condemn, more conditioner, wait, rinse.

Maester Pycelle

Rickard Karstark

This beard gets hot like his temper. Tamer to cool it down, combing to make it straight.
Oil of the Paul Bunyan variety.

Rickard Karstark

Robert Baratheon

Do they make a beard pick? Sure to flake, if you don’t have any boar oil on hand, try some first aid beard oil.

Robert Baratheon

Samwell Tarly

Just take a shower once in a while.
If your beard is as shy as Sam’s, leave it;  nothing to do.

Samwell Tarly

Sandor Clegane

Assuming your beard comb was lost in a fire…  just let it all go.
This beard flakes easily.  First aid beard oil works as well for a hound as it does for a man.

Sandor Clegane

Tormund Giantsbane

Tamer would go a long way to get this ginger some more play.
Another hot beard, cool down with tamer.
Thick, keep the knots out with a beard comb.

Tormund Giantsbane

Tyrion Lannister

A dreamer.  What he lacks in size, he makes up for in wit. Recliner beard oil, for when you just need to think.

Tyrion Lannister

So what do you think? Did we miss any beards from Game of Thrones? Should we have added creepy Petyr? Any beards you’re looking forward to this season?

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