“Hey man, have you seen Duck Dynasty? You totally look like that guy”
Etc, etc, etc. All brilliant. NOT.
Here are some general tips when coming in contact with a beard. (Disclaimer: Not all beards are the same, hence GENERAL.)
- Unless you are willing to hook up with said beard and the feelings mutual, NO, YOU CANT TOUCH THE BEARD.
- Asking how long we have been growing our beards is dumb. Expect a smart-ass answer. In fact, if you get slapped, don’t wonder why.
- Thinking its funny to act like you are gonna cut our beard is grounds for getting you ass kicked.
- Don’t stare. Most of us carry weapons.